But so far only mistake have been raised up and that was Bill Morgan who told me, he cracking a joke on stage about Bastardizer firing Jackson King for wearing and Anthrax shirt, when I thought it was Chris that said it.
If I have made a spelling mistake on my website. I am going to notice it RIGHT AFTER THE PAGE GOES LIVE. I’m not going to notice it when I am typing in words onto my website.
Yes I do hate criticism, but my only response is that I am a retard that may have a low IQ but I got the memory of an elephant with the balls to travel on my own.
I have learnt from 13 years in adulthood that men have higher sex drive than women as the male body produce more testosterone than the female body.
You can get a man’s attention just by using the word “SEX”. But also men tend to persist for sex to women when both Men and Women should be doing their jobs and daily tasks.
I am going to tell you 2 stories that are similar and surprisingly enough, they happened on back to back Fridays
[ONE FRIDAY AFTER ANOTHER]
So it was 12th of June 2015. It was 4 weeks till I was to take a leave of absence from my job at a Catholic Function Centre.
Knowing that I was going to be away from Australia for some time, I realized how bad I am going to miss seeing a lady friends of mine for casual sex.
So that day I went to work and I thought it was going to be a short shift, but it just became longer and longer as the day gone by.
By lunchtime I was texting a mature lady asking to see her at 5pm. She said yes. After this text had happened I started walking around a Catholic environment with a bulging erection and all I wanted to do was to have SEX.
I had to stay back at work to clean up after a group as they had just walked out and I had so many things to get through, it just wasn’t funny. The group were flip floppers because the night before they were going to go out for dinner, but decide to stay inside the centre and order take away Indian Food.
I ended up having my meeting with this woman postponed till 5.30pm as she needed some time. This gave me enough time to get out of work and hit the hills. By the time I got to the ladies apartment I was having a rough time getting the lift to go up to her place.
The next week I had a horrible Friday at work with a group that kept on complaining about crap like cold coffee. I was just kicking myself that I didn’t leave this urn on for an hour or so. But then nobody realized that there was a 24/7 hot water urn.
Throughout the day I was texting an old woman I haven’t seen in months and I arranged to see her at night. I had to postpone my meeting with her until 7pm because I was made to stay back and set up for a Baptism meal for Sunday and worst of all my boss cancelled my Saturday work because there was only 7 women attending and she wanted the CHEF to bring out all the food.
So I ended up leaving work later and getting out to this woman’s unit on time. I was grateful that I got to see this lady friend of mine, but sad that I had to leave Australia in 3 weeks’ time.
The horrible thing about these 2 Friday’s in a row is that I didn’t go home after work and plan stuff out. By the time I got home on Friday 12th of June 2015 I was obtaining an Australian Federal Police CERT in case I had to show someone in the UK that I was a good boy for a job.
At the time in my life I didn’t want to go home and spend Friday night at my Mum’s house in Western Sydney. So I went out on Fridays and that causes me to procrastination and overwhelm me from what I had to do online and how I did my packing.
If you are a single guy then the worst thing that can distract you from your work is SOCIAL MEDIA and PORN.
Both things always tend to cross paths as there are some whores you may be following on TWITTER. But once you are reading Twitter and a boob pic comes up, then you’re probably going to waste 5 minutes JERKING OFF over it, (IF YOU ARE WORKING FROM HOME!).
[ELIMINATE ALL DISTRACTIONS]
When I say that it means to remove anything that can distract you from your work. If you are writing something big on MS WORD, I would advise you not to have an Internet Browser window open in the background as this may stop you from typing on MS WORD and start you from looking at stupid things
If you have a messenger system that rings every time a message comes through, chances are this will annoy you and it will make you check that email or read that lame tweet.
[USE ANOTHER PC]
So your computer may be filled with Games and tools that can Procrastination you. My advice is to find a public PC in a library where you can go there to write your documents and then send them in email or save it to a USB drive
[ALWAYS GO FROM WORK TO HOME WITHOUT ANY STOP OFFS]
In life we are all going to work to earn money, get paid and put food in our fridge. But when we get home we have to clean up our house, fix and repair things, put children to bed, make love to our spouse.
But there are things that are making us go from Work > PUB > Home when it should be WORK >HOME
If you go from Work to Home you can get many things done and maybe still have time to go to the pub on a Monday night.
[The Single Man’s UPLIFTING PLAN]
If you are single like me and if you go from WORK > HOME without stopping off for alcohol, sex, recreation, dancing etc then you’re basically got to get more things done at home and you will save some money.
You’re Alcohol, Sex life, recreations and dancing should be reserved for Saturday night. Friday night shouldn’t always be: Let your hair down, get a rad BJ and drink a 6 pack of cider. FRIDAY night’s should be about staying at home, working on your business plans, futures plans and travel plans
[LIBRARY IS A SANCTUARY]
I keep saying this to people but even though the Library has better PC’s than your shitty laptop it should also be noted that it’s a place to get away from distractions. What is the worst enemy of Libraries? IT’S OUTSIDE NOISE!
It’s a common stereotype for a Librarian to tell people to shut up and I applaud any Librarian that has to raise her voice and kick someone out.
You don’t want to hear construction noises when you’re at Melbourne State Library so go there between 9 to 9 when you can hardly hear what’s going on outside
So to end this blog post let's stick to 3 main KEY FACTORS
* Go from Work to Home on Weekdays
*Only have MS WORD open when writing
*Run to the Library to avoid construction noises and distractions
In my case I will not go out for sex unless it is a DAY OFF WORK on a Sunday. This is so I can meet my religious friends in the morning and then be doing dirty deeds by mid-afternoon.