I leave the UK tomorrow night and I get back to Australia on Friday. I'm going to live in Cairns for a while with my Dad so I can avoid any personal family conflicts until Oct. My aim is to get a job in Cairns for September and then go back to work in Sydney in October.
I'm staying in Sydney for 2 days before my cheap flight to Cairns. I only paid £250 quid to get to KL and I paid less than $200AUD to get to Syndey and then £56 to get to Cairns.
I have lived in the UK for over a month and by doing so I have achieved allot of things that I never did. I rented a room, I had a flatmate, I visited a sex club in Aston, I saw Queensryche in Londumb, I met Beverly the Great GILF in Gravesend, I caught up with my Dad's family in Middlesbrough and my cousin Charles in London.
The reason why I have to go back to Australia is that my funds are low. I can't wait another 2 months in the UK until i get dole payments. Its just been a waiting game to get my NI# NHS# and its just a load of bollocks. When I get back to the UK next June I will already have my NI# Ill just have to get registered AGAIN on the NHS.
I was turned down by the Hilton Hotel at Birmingham Metro pole in July for a KITCHENHAND JOB even though I had 5 years experience as a Kitchenhand. They axed me because I wasn't doing so well in team work.
I told the HR to go fuck himself and I swear to SATAN that I will never work for a chain of a hotel. Hotel chains treat their staff like DOG SHIT!
I got rejected from Strada Italiano resturant in Birmingham Mailbox because I DON'T WRITE SHIT DOWN ON A NOTEPAD. I could do a better job than all the waiter at Strada mailbox, because those asshole made a guy wait 2 hours for his starter#
2 HOURS FOR STARTERS! THATS RETARDED
Very dissapointed with the meal I had last night given the good reviews that I've read on here. Not only did we have to wait 2 hours before being served our starters but when they finally arrived they were tasteless. How is it possible to make garlic bread taste like cardboard! We were initially booked for a three course meal but left after three hours, having only been served two courses. I appreciate it was a Saturday night which is no doubt a peak trading time and we were a large group but surely staffing levels are planned to accommodate this especially as we had booked weeks in advance. On a positive note the service we received from the waitress was great and she was apologetic. Just a shame the kitchen cannot offer the same level of service.
I was supposed to work at the Eaton Hotel in Birmingham. Near my house in Smethwick. But they didn't call me in for a trial. They just turned me away.
My UK dream is not dead yet. I will come back in the next 12 months and just live somewhere else. I won't be living in Birmingham because I already did that! I am aiming to live in Bournemouth and sell Ice Creams. Just like my influence Jonny Blair did for so many years.
I can't wait to go back to Cairns and see my Father. I have to prove to my old man that I can get a job in a city that has been in a bit of a slump. I might be fruit picking or waiting tables or even working as a receptionist.
Wish me luck Guys & Gals and Ill see all you UK people in less than 12 months.