39 women later, 8 years later I feel like I have accomplished allot by attending sex parties, swinger club, gang bangs and being an afternoon delight to escorts.
Since I moved to the UK in 2015 (and returned in 2016) the price of a shag is lower than in Sydney, but then quality wise its not so good.
There was one chick in Newcastle Upon Tyne who told me that I was a better lover than her stoner boyfriend. She would drive from Durham to Newcastle to bang clients south of Gateshead. She wasn't as pretty as the MILF I left behind in Sydney, she could do the same things, but her face and talkative really put me off making her a regular.
It was during this time in Gateshead that I actually shoved my index finger up her anus and vagina while she was jerking me off. She was yelled her head off and so was I. It was just a reminder of being a champ in the bed.
I knew a naughty MILF who would shove her finger up my hollow while I was jerking off . I don't think you could call it THE REACH AROUND. Even though she was reaching between my legs to get to my HOLLOW!
In 2017 I had 3 session with a pornstar in Birmingham. She was such a lovely lady to go out and visit. Jenn was a lady who could make me bang my head against the pillow and yell out FUCK YEAH! Instead of yelling my head off like Tom Araya and thrashing my upper body against the mattress.
One day in Brum I had a really shit visit to a Hungarian lady, months down the track I was visiting a Romanian lady near my London home.
In a period of a month I had banged about 3 Hungarians and one Romanian ladies. They weren't that good XP because they couldn't live up to the excitement that lady called Jenn gave me in Birmingham.
Every straight man on earth wants to get in bed with another women, peel off all her clothing, suck her nipples, french kiss for 2 minutes, lick her pussy, get his penis and testicles sucked, maybe get a rim job, have proper penetrating sex and ejaculate while getting an amazing HAND JOB!
That's how I like it and the last 4 women I got with pretty much didn't want to kiss or have amazing FOREPLAY! Plus there was a bit of a language barrier!
I am not saying that NON British women (in the UK) are crap in the bed, It just depends on person to person. I mean in the last 8 year I have had sex with women from Egypt, Malta, Czech Republic, Australia, New Zealand, Holland and all parts of the UK.
So one day after work, I got with a lady from the south of Ireland. She was pushing 40, lived in the northern part of London. After a bit of cyber talk I made plans to see her. I arrived at her home on time, despite the fact I had to find 3 blocks of flats.
She was a touch taller than me, very natural, no tattoos and such a clean lady. I haven't been with a woman without tattoos in YONKS!
After my shower, I get on the bed for an amazing Deep Throat Blowjob. Being with this Irish lass reminded me of Jenn. Shes such a spitting image of her. I was so stocked to finally get some tea bagging action, despite the fact I haven't shaved down their in YONKS!
The genital area is not all about Penis, Testicles AND ASS or vagina and ASS. The Perineum is an area that seperates the two. It had been a while since my Perineum had some action! So if your not keen to give a rim job, always go for a Perineum job.
I asked the Irish MILF to please peel off all her clothing. She was moaning about thinking I would like stockings. When I want to have amazing sex, It just feels rough when a woman is in her corset.
I am AWESOME when it comes to helping a woman take off her clothing as I can use ONE HAND to take off a bra like JAMES BOND!
But since I have always been fascinated with my ex boss Allison shoes, I always ask a lady to keep her heels on. I don't mind a pair of heels on top of my shoulders (as long as they don't scratch).
With both of us naked we began to start exploring our bodies even deeper! It had been a long time since I had a good foreplay session as the last few women were more about "GET ON THE BED SO I WILL BLOW YOU, BUST YOUR NUT AND GET YOU OUT OF MY FLAT!"
Whenever I use the hot 69 position. Its always the woman on top. Today I wanted to work a little harder as I wanted to be top as the Irish MILF had a wonderful bed to lie down on.
the 69 position can also be used when you want to give each other end of sex shattering ORGASMS! She jacks you off while your fingering her and you both have loud yelling orgasms.
It had been 10 long months since I had a rim job. Rimmys are something I like to brag about as its something you don't always get during sex (unless you are offered it or ask for it). The first time i ever got a RIM JOB it just caught me by surprised.
Its always best to get down on your hands and knees to get a rim job. I was just so damn excited to get a rim job today. I always make sure I keep my backside clean before SEX! I was very happy to get a rimmy today and not a prostate cancer check (but those things are good).
With a Jimmy Hat on I remained strong as the Irish MILF started riding me. I was giving her a good penetration as I haven't had passionate sex since I was last in the West Midlands.
I gazed up at her beautiful eyes that were coloured green. Her eyeliner made her sexy today as she was getting fucked by the Metalhead with long brown hair.
In 8 years of sex, there was something I had never done in my life. I had never tried ANAL sex. Mainly because that feature was always off limits and the only Anal activity you could ever get was licking ass or rubbing a finger over the area.
Its only been one time I have shoved my finger up there.
I don't have a sky high sexual bucket list:
- I have banged women in their 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's and 60's
- I got a blow job from a blonde lady while she was getting fucked by a Japanese guy (THAT COUNTS AS MFM THREESOME),
- I had a threesome with 2 Bi-Curious women over 50
- I've banged a pornstar
- Other people have watched me during sex
- I've been to a Gang Bang
- I've been to a Swingers club
- I've ejacualted in a womens face
- I've had a rub a tug with a 65 year old Great GILF
- I've banged MILFS, GILFS, Great GILFs and Cougars
As the Irish MILF got down on her hands and knees she lubed up. She never told me to go slow or go easy. I was just so glad my Jimmy hat was SUPER STRONG as I didn't want it to break while inside her.
With my package hard and stiff It went deep inside her anal canal as she started moaning with pleasure (not yelling in pain). I was thinking to myself "WOW AFTER 8 YEARS I AM FINNALY FUCKING A MATURE WOMAN IN THE ARSE.
I tend to get a sore pelvis after sex when I penetrate in Doggy style, but I couldn't care less. I am just so stoked to finally put this package inside her hollow. When you see Escorts, they always charge the whole world for ANAL SEX, but this one didn't!
I went at it for 5 minutes. 5 pleasurable minutes of anal sex that I had been waiting so damn long to do. If your brave enough to have a mature women stick a finger up your arse while she is pulling you off, then your brave enough to bang a woman who really as an ANAL LOVING SPECIALIST.
After that wild GREEK session the Irish MILF grabbed my medium sized erection and started jacking me off. Normally when a woman is giving me a hand job I am yelling out her name like "OH ANNA, OH ANNA I WANT TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS!"
As the Irish MILF was jacking
me off i started yelling out "AW FUCK YEAH" as I banged my head on the pillow as I ejaculated. The Irish Milf really wanted me to spray a controlled burst of semen.
I wasn't feeling like singing the F# on "Learning to Live" or the high notes at the end of the Soul Kiss record or even that infamous Tom Araya scream.I had been working pretty hard that day. I didn't really give my lungs much usage.
She cleaned me up with wet wipes as I laid there naked. This Irish MILF had made me one happy 32 year old Metalhead after many shit sessions with Eastern European ladies.
This woman really did save me a trip back up to Birmingham as someday I do feel like riding up to Birmingham, Walsall, Newcastle and banging old FLAMES from 2016, 2017. But I love my London life and since I found this Irish MILF I got no reason to get in bed with another Eastern European.
I shared with her some of my chewing gum as its mainly older women giving me gum after sex. I was so fucking happy to have banged a woman (from Ireland) in the arse. I'd be back to see her again.
I stagged out of the block, I looked pretty good. Not bad for my 39th women or my 6th sex session this year. I just couldn't belive that I fucked an Irish MILF up the backside, I grabbed my phone and started my erotic raving to my metalhead friends all over the world.
And that is how the Metalhead went GREEK with an Irish MILF.