I originally was going to spend a few days in KL before going to Kuching for 2 days then over landing it to Brunei and back to Kuching and onto Myanmar. But the ar conditioning has got the best of me.
Right now I am feeling like crap. I don't even have an appetite at all. I am coughing up green mucus as I feel that I have a combination of Malaria, TB and Bronchitis and there’s only one place in the world you can get an awful combination like this ASIA.
You can travel through Africa and take Malaria tablets but you can still catch it from one bite of a mosquito. But worse of all TB and bronchitis are spread easily by people in the Asian world because they can't be stuffed covering their mouths when they cough.
In Singapore if you spit in public you can still get arrested, fined and hit with the cane.
So because of the way I feel with this illness I am not taking any more risks by staying in Asia another minute longer. I am heading back to Sydney to see all my family and friends and go back to work in a few weeks. I know I am missing out on Thailand, Myanmar, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam and Manila but if I was to stay longer in Asia and I ended up getting Pneumonia then I would be stuck here for 3 months.
People who catch Pneumonia when they are overseas can't fly on an airline for 3 months. I am also sick of the city of Kota Kinabalu in Sabah. People are just so awful and it’s a nightmare of a city to get around town on foot. I can’t even find a doctor nor can I find anyone to do my laundry on the same day, its bullshit!
So I only added 2 nations to my tally that is now 32. But I’ll be back traveling in Europe in November/December when I go back to the UK for Christmas and if I got this same bullshit illness while in Europe if be happy to live in Birmingham for a while.
I felt like I had the same illness back in November when a whole bunch of Indonesian Nuns came to my work place. I just felt like they probably brought along their TB with them because one thing to worry about people coming into the UK or Australia is "Do they have signs and symptoms of TB" If they do DONT LET THEM IN!
I can only hope that my illness doesn’t cause me any more turmoil on the way home.
RANT AGAINST AUSTRALIAN IMMIGRATION
Except I would have to explain myself on why I didn't travel on my Australian passport? Simples, Australia is too much of a paranoid state that doesn't want its own citizens to go overseas. Nobody in the UK gives a shit where I have been.
Plus if I didn't have a British Passport it would have cost me $5 Bruneian dollars every time I crossed the border.
DIAC HAVE BEEN ASSHOLE TO ME BY QUESTIONING ME ON DEPARTURE. I Have the right to go to any 193 members of the United Nation and not have some bitch ask me why i am going there. Australia is the only dumb country that wants to stop their own citizens leaving. Because Authorities in Australia are paranoid of their own citizens going overseas even if they just want to live in better nations like the UK, because its like BRAIN DRAIN!
Because of these Assholes at Sydney Airport i no longer travel on an ugly blue Australian passport. Id rather use it to wipe my ass because if i traveled on it than some moron at Sydney Airport would have a go at me just for going oversea.
Once i leave Australia i am free to use my British Passport to get inside any nation i want to, even if i have to pay for a visa. I am a British citizen by blood and every person who is born to a British mother OR father is a British Citizen until death. So what i was born in Australia, my father was an idiot for jumping ship to Australia when he could have gone to Bermuda instead.
An Australian passport in Europe is worthless than a Punjabi smuggler trying to cross the Ukraine/Slovak border It wont let you reside in any European Union nation without a visa.
The British embassy in Tehran was raided by the extremist in 2011 all because of sanction and now you can't travel to Iran independently if your America, British or Canadian because the Islamic Republic of Iran doesn't like Imperialist powers.
Well then isn't Australia an Imperialist nation that doesn't like Iran? Maybe soon the Iranian government will ban Australian's from entering and i won't get to visit my Iranian Metal friends in Tehran!
So i can go visit my friends in Iran, But i have to visit the Iranian embassy in Canberra with my ugly blue Australian passport to get a tourist visa and then some cow at Sydney Airport is going to ask me stupid question about going to the UK when i am leaving the country for no reason.
FUCK OFF! LET ME GO VISIT MY AWESOME FRIENDS IN IRAN.
Iran has got no problems with itself. The only war it is fighting is against Kurdish and Baluchistan insurgent that want their own nation as well as ISIS.
Iranian people have never been an issue to me in my life, they are allot more awesome than a New Zealander in London. Its always Western Government who has an Issue with the Islamic Republic of Iran for what happened in 1979.
If a man lives in Sweden he has the right to anywhere in Europe only if he has a EU passport. He does not have to fill out shitty form when he leaves Stockholm airport nor does he have to tell the Secret Police of Sweden where he is going and when he landed back in Stockholm Airport after being outside of the European Union he doesn't have to fill out a shitty form or tell someone where he is been
Australia is a fucked up paranoid state that likes to bully its own citizens leaving the country instead of stopping Immigrant Pricks like Man Haron Monis from entering Australia and killing our own Citizens.
Shut the hell up Australia and let me go live in Sweden. I hate your BULLSHIT PARANOID IMPERIALISM so let me leave to a neutral place
END OF RANT
Also one thing about traveling that it reminds me not to have children. I made a flying rule when I was 24 that all kids under 5 need to “sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up” on all flights or not travel.
In all my time waiting at this airport in Kota Kinabalu this little Chinese-Malaysian girl who’s probably the same age or younger as my nephew Aiden was just being a fucking show pony making all this crying noise and worst of all shes on the same flight as I am. Why can’t parents tell their children to stop being stupid in public even if they are 2 years old!
I got on the flight at 9pm and I was relief to be leaving Kota Kinabalu. I sat next to a bunch of Australian hippies and hillbillies with their beard, tattoos, cut shorts it just made them look piss week when they had to sit next me.
Landed at KL around midnight and transited myself into the secure area of the KLIA2 airport. This airport is brand new and it made the LCCT look like dog shit but KLIA2 was built for all those Air Asia flights but it has the same awesomeness as what KLIA has.
I spent 6 hours in the Transit hotel with a room to myself. They gave me an extra-large bed a TV and a shower. So I made the most of a lap of luxury for only $70.
$70 AUD can buy you 200 ringgit it’s awesome.
I got on the flight and headed home but the one thing that pisses me off with AIR ASIA IS YOU NEED TO HAVE RIGGNIT TO PAY FOR THINGS ON FLIGHTS AND THEY WONT LET YOU EAT OUTSIDER FOOD! How about have a whole bunch of multiple currencies so people in different countries can pay for them in their own currency. The smallest note I had $20USD so I told Air Asia to shove it! I won’t be flying their shitty airline again!
Id fly Jetstar cause I could buy food with AUD
Landed back at Sydney airport round 8.20pm. I headed to the E gate and the thing FINALLY WORKED! Handed my customs form over, no questions asked, showed my boots to quarantine for the OK and out I went.
I was lucky Customs or Immigration didnt have a go at me just for going to Malaysia. If you go to a country like Vietnam, You will get searched upon arrival.
Got to Central in like 15 minutes and had a Milk tea before taking the bus home. It’s a shame my travel didn’t last me 2 weeks as I spent 19 days on my first trip to Europe in 2011,then 32 days overseas in 2012 and under a month in 2013.
I don’t know what I am going to do with future travel plans. I do want to head to Thailand and its neighbors for 2 weeks as it’s taken me like 3 visited to south East Asia and I keep missing out on it.
But if the continent of Asia is full of people who can’t cover their fucking mouths and stop spreading TB and Bronchitis then I guess I might as well go to Europe. There are over 30 nations in Europe that I haven’t been to yet and if you draw a line from Switzerland through to Austria and down through the former Yugoslavia states and Greece, that’s where I haven’t been in Europe. Along with all of Scandinavian, Ukraine, Russia and former soviet states and best of all there is no TB or Malaria. Just cold weather