1) I was turned down by Pornstar Carol Cox when I went to visit her in Montreal during May 2010
2) A month later I lost my virginity with another woman called Carol.
3) In August 2010 I saw Stryper in Concert with my Christian buddy Steven. This was when I raised my hands in the air and asked god to forgive me for having premarital sex
4) I didn’t get laid again until June/July 2013 when I went to Amsterdam 2 times within 2 weeks. This was when I made love to a 58 yr old lady and I became a MILF hunter
In the 2 years that I have been away from UK/Europe I have been getting laid as much as possible. Especially with Women who are like 25-30 years older than me. The oldest bird I ever got into bed with was 64.
I arrived back in Birmingham on the 19th of July. I had never experienced lust in the UK as I am a citizen of the British Isles.
So when you are a Single Bloke in England without a girlfriend you can do 3 things
1) View porn
2) See an escort
3) Go to a sex club.
After a google search I found this Adult club in Aston. This is a part of Birmingham I have never visited. I am a fan of Aston Villa because in Birmingham you either go for Birmingham City or you go for Aston Vila.
At 11am I took a train from Birmingham New Street to Aston and it only cost me 2.70GBP return. Birmingham doesn’t have a tube like London. So you need to get the train or bus to get around town.
For 30 minutes I was running around Aston trying to find a certain address. It started raining on me as I had no umbrella.
Before 12 noon I found the entrance to this adult club. A young lady noticed me knocking at this fashion door as I had to say to her: “I’M HERE FOR THE SEX PARTY”. I didn't want to see it as a gang bang as I would assume other females would come in. Since FEMALES get free entry
So I go on in and a nice Afro-Anglo chap shows me around the building.
I get undressed in the locker room, Shower up and I just sit in the lounge room with in my green underpants.
Now for today’s party runs from 12 till 4pm but the sex didn’t start until 12.30pm. A couple came in but the decided to have sex behind closed door. When you go to these parties you don’t always get to join in with other couples because not every married blokes really wants to see his wife or Girlfriend get boned by another bloke.
So there were 2 Pornstars one called Pandora and the other one called Tyra Moore
I got laid 2 times, got 2 blowjobs and also had 2 handjobs from both Pornstars. So now I feel a chapter in my life is done as I have finally had sex with a Pornstar. So Carol Cox can go fuck herself for all I care!
The club has allot of rules of things you can’t do and that’s okay but if you really wanted to do allot of sexual stuff you would be better visiting and escort. Visiting an escort is much better than a gang bang or a swinger’s party. BECAUSE NOBODY IS WATCHING YOU.
blokes take turns fucking these women and most of the time the woman can be ugly as hell.
But being in a room where there are 2 women and 6 blokes with their willies out is just a total turn off. I don’t really want to see another man’s schlong and I don’t want to pull out my wang unless I am with another woman.
But the reality is everyone is there to watch you get laid and even look at YOUR SMALL PENIS
Gang Bangs really make me nervous and I do feel like every time I go into one of these parties I can’t perform well unlike the times I got into bed with a 55 yr old GILF and a 64 yr old MILF.
Also a few things is you had to pay 50p for a condom because they don’t allow outside condom and that doesn’t bother me. You can buy Soft Drinks while you wait your term.
So all you single chaps out there with pornstar fantasies or the wish of getting laid with one of them. HEAD ON DOWN TO THE ADULT CLUB IN ASTON.