I have returned to live in Cairns for the next few weeks and hopefully souse out a new job and place to rent. But I feel absolutely SHIT that I came back to Australia. When the plane landed in Sydney last August I said to myself "DAMN I HATE THIS COUNTRY" then the next day Potato Head Dutton wanted to check peoples papers on the streets of Melbourne.
I left the UK at the end of June because I felt like I had to trip around South East Asia, since i had missed out on visiting like 5 nations in January 2015. In June/July 2016 I have ended up visiting: Thailand, Laos, Cambodia and Myanmar. This has boosted my tally of nations to 49.
I also left the UK because of my XENOPHOBIC opinions on Eastern Europeans coming to the UK. You all know by now that I hate IMMIGRANT PRICKS and the only way I call someone that is if they PUSH ME AROUND! I was pushed around by my Polish & Romanian flatmates in Smethwick, so I told them all to FUCK OFF BACK TO EASTERN EUROPE!
Weeks later I was trying to get a job at Black Boys Inn Berkshire. When I got to the Inn they wanted me to be a Chef. I have not been a chef or a cook for 3 years. I may cook chips and burgers at Sporting events, but that doesn't make me a FUCKING CHEF. It was also fucked up that there was not one single BRITISH CITIZEN working at that Inn and worst of all the manager GLORIA PON couldn't speak CLEAN ENGLISH on the phone.
I had wasted 50 GBP in trains and Taxi just to get out there. I just couldn't be stuff getting a job. I went up to Edinburgh in June 2016 to stay in a hostel for 4 nights. I emailed the hostel asking for the job of Cook but the never responded to me.
So now I have to return to Australia, get a job somewhere, save up some more cash, send remittance back to UK Banks when the exchange rate is best and I will return to the UK in 2017
The things that I hate about the UK is I can't go 3 meters without seeing some idiot smoke. These smokers are making me feel that a ring is put around my neck and its STRANGLING ME AS I GASP FOR AIR. All the smokers in the UK should either give it up or face early death
Also allot of women I see in Birmingham are not as attractive. There are a few English and Scottish porn stars in the UK that I would shag (even if I had to pay 50 quid) but the women on the streets of Birmingham aren't as pretty as the MILF of Northern Sydney or the lass of Edinburgh.
So anyway this might be the end of travel for me in 2016. If a miracle happens I will get back to the UK for X-mas